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* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. * Taxis stop for us. * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. * No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. * We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. * If we forget to shave, no one has to know. * We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. * We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. * We have the ability to dress ourselves. * We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. * If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. * We'll never regret piercing our ears. * We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. * We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
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